you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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