super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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