We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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