idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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