By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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