I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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