I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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