Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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