At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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