is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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