Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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