it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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