did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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