how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
whose parrot is this?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My feet surprised me
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