Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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