I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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