I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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