I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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