put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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