Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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