dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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