All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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