areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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