can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there's paper in my vomit.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
