she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
