everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Randomize
