Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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