i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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