After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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