I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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