no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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