I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
