My friends, they love my intelligence
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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