**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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