He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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