i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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