Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she peed on how many people?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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