How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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