i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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