Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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