at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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