i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
