It's like God shit irony all over that family
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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