There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
