if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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