Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
