she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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