The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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