Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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