after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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