i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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