You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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