People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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